Also some ideas for Christmas cards and carols
SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do you hear what I hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We three queens, as disoriented as we are, bring gifts…
DEMENTIA:
I think I'll be home for Christmas
NARCISSISTIC:
Hark the herald angels sing about Me
MANIC:
Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and,
streets and stores and office and town and cars and,
busses and trucks and trees and fire hydrants and...
PARANOID:
Santa Claus is coming to get me.
PERSONALITY DISORDER:
You better watch out,
I'm gonna cry,
I'm gonna pout,
maybe I'll tell you why.
DEPRESSION:
Silent night, holy night, all is flat, all is lonely.
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:
On the first day of Chstmas my true love gave to me
(and then took it all away).
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
Thoughts of roasting on an open fire.
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell rock, jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell rock, jingle bell rock.
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell rock, jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell rock, jingle bell rock.
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell rock, jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell rock, jingle bell rock.
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell rock, jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell rock, jingle bell rock.
Jingle bell, jingle bell …………….. (better start again)