It was a cold, and stormy night ...

[methodistgirl]

But the trappers saw that the cat had a licence tag on it's collar
and the owners name on it. "Guys we can't take this one. This
is not the one from the zoo". The lady ran out and said," This
jaguar belongs to me. I have a licence for Prettygirl."
The lady was from central Mexico with her pet who spoke
with a native accent. "I don't speak spanish. My people
speak Mayan."
judy tooley

 

[Contratrombone64]

Oy vay, what have I started ...

 

[Krummhorn]

:lol: CT64,

Just then the jaguar said "Ach du lieber!", ran as fast as his four legs would run, leaving all behind completely stunned, never to be seen again. Meanwhile, the old farmer appeared and asked the group, "has anyone seen my pet panda?" The crowd gasped, then ...

 

[methodistgirl]

Then there was the sound of a bear grawling. It was the panda bear
that belonged to the farmer.
judy tooley

 

[Corno Dolce]

The panda was shot with a tranquilizer dart so that officials could cart it off to the zoo.

 

[methodistgirl]

:bawl:The farmer cried over the panda because the animal was a special
panda. It worked in the fields making sure the sheep didn't stray.
judy tooley

 

[marval]

But what nobody had realised was, that the panda had been in the house all the time. It was he who had eaten the apple pie, along with 2 tons of bamboo shoots. So no that is not thunder you hear.


Margaret

 

[Contratrombone64]

LOL @ margaret

 

[methodistgirl]

Finaly the farmer had to shell out $250.00 to get his panda back out
of the zoo. This was a special panda that was raised from a cub to
be gentle.
judy tooley

 

[Contratrombone64]

Gentle though the panda was, it had a strange fettish for women's knickers. One frosty winter morning, said panda went for a wander around town, gathering unmentionables along the way.

 

[marval]

The farmer thought it was very strange that his sheep were dressed in ladies underwear, over their fleeces. The panda said that now they were less likely to stray.

Just then a wolf was spotted.....

 

[methodistgirl]

Ooo! The plot thickens!
judy tooley

 

[marval]

The wolf was prowling around, looking for someone to tell him the time. He had left his watch at home, and wanted to be back for Neighbours on the tv.

 

[methodistgirl]

Lo and behold the farmer's siamese cat shows up on the doorstep and
an indian dancer from Cancun which the guy was short and cute petting the
cat on the head.
judy tooley

 

[marval]

The cat liked being patted on the head.

But the Indian dancer....

 

[methodistgirl]

The indian dancer began chanting and dancing to his own voice full of
life and rhythm.
judy tooley

 

[intet_at_tabe]

The drums joined the beat of the indian dancer and his squaw got on her feet, while the little cat yawned thinking, if I only was a....

 

[methodistgirl]

If I was only human I would show these two how to cat dance. But this
Native American dancer kept time with the drum playing his flute and
chanting an indian blessing in Mayan. This indian was short with dark
skin and wore a mask with feathers and a beautiful blue outfit he was
wearing. His queen was wearing a white dress decorated in turquoise
and coral with a cross neckless. Then there was another that joined
in and gave a Cherokee blessing. The place was begining to look like
a pow wow.
judy tooley

 

[marval]

Just then a cowboy rode up, the native Indians looked a liitle scared. But the cowboy said, after all that dancing how about we all have a barbecue.

Everyone thought that was a very good idea. Just as they were about to put some beef on.....

 

[intet_at_tabe]

Just as they were about to put some beef on....a lightning broke the sky and everyone hurried to the tents to not get soaked. The little Cherokee cat however did not mind a bit of water, and afterall it had the barbeque to itself. So the little Cherokee cat smiled and put the meat on the barbecue while unfolding an umbrella only for Cherokee cats..........