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Dorsetmike

Member
Can't be a typo Colin, he's not old enough to qualify for using the typo excuse, have to be over 70 or declared officially to suffer from senile dementia, (oops, maybe he has)

The other alternative would be if he were young enough to have gone through the sort of education now prevalent where correct spelling and grammar is presumably a crime.
 

teddy

Duckmeister
Just been told that the eye operation I am waiting for is to dangerous as I could lose the sight in my left eye completely so you will have to put up with my typos a bit longer. Enquired about a braille computer, but how would you read it? A bit like a telephone for deaf people.

teddy
 

Corno Dolce

Admiral Honkenwheezenpooferspieler
Honorable Tedmeister,

Just read about the risks of your eye operation - Please know that you are in my thoughts. Don't worry too much about your typos, ok?

Best,

CD :tiphat::tiphat::tiphat::tiphat:
 

marval

New member
I hope your eye operation goes well Teddy, I have had both eyes operated on, but nothing serious. Never worry about the typos, we all do it.


Margaret
 

Krummhorn

Administrator
Staff member
ADMINISTRATOR
Just been told that the eye operation I am waiting for is to dangerous as I could lose the sight in my left eye completely so you will have to put up with my typos a bit longer. Enquired about a braille computer, but how would you read it? A bit like a telephone for deaf people.

teddy

In my part of the country, many of the Drive-Up ATM's have Braille dots on all the keys ... :shake: ... that's scary :crazy:.

Seriously though, I do hope the operation will be successful ... and, typos here are always welcome ;).
 

marval

New member
Here are some typos.


1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father about passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as ” Father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”

2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife “I wish you were here.” The message received by the wife was “I wish you were her.”

3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party,so he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him wat message he wanted put on the cake. He thought for a moment & said”U r getting older but U r getting better”. The salesman asked “how do u want me to put it?” The man said “..put “U r getting older” at the top & put “but U r getting better” at the bottom.” When the cake was unveiled at the party, all the guests were agast at the message on the cake. It read:
“You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom”
 

teddy

Duckmeister
The potential forum meetup could be a good time for old members to become involved again

teddy
 

teddy

Duckmeister
Merely members who had been with the forum for some years, not members of my age (12 years old mentally)

teddy
 

White Knight

Spectral Warrior con passion
Absent friends

Teddy: I just came across your post in September in which you mentioned the fact that you would nee to undergo eye surgery. Could you please let us know if you had the operation or are still awaiting it? I myself have to undergo some surgery on my left ear within the month to remove a cancerous tumor which is embedded there. Anyway, if you've already had the operation, I hope that it was completely successful and that you are doing well.:pray:. Steve
 

teddy

Duckmeister
Steve
Sorry to hear about your impending operation. I am sure all your friends on the forum will be keeping everything crossed until all is well. I am still waiting for a decision regarding the opps. Two will generally help, one is in the future and one I will know more about when I attend my next appointment on the 23rd. I have been told that there is a danger with this opp as it could make things worse. I am already preparing to sell my Porsche as my eyesight is no longer good enough to drive at high speed, and the trouble with having a car with a top speed of 160 mph is you are sometimes tempted to use it. Having spent quite a large part of my life practising safe, albeit fast driving with advanced driving techniques I know it is time to put temptation out of reach. Do let us all know how your opp is proceeding. Does the condition affect your balance?

teddy
 
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