Now pay attention, here, I'll lay it down for you one more time,
We'll go through it, and make one more rhyme.
12 drummers a drummin',
11 trumpets a tootin',
10 broken flip books,
9 saxophones a whinin',
8 piccolos outta tune,
7 silent clarinets,
6 different 8 to 5's,
Five golden drum heads!
4 drum majors a hurtin',
3 movements to a show,
2 broken ankles,
And a band director with a migraine!
You get all that? You thought this would be a good song, didn't you?
Well, I got news, this is my everyday, ya-whoo!
Keep going, there's more,
I wish I could find some gold ore!
Let's do it one more time, we'll start from the bottom, and sing like we should.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a band director with a migraine!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two broken ankles and a band director with a migraine!
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 3 movements to a show, two broken ankles, and a band director with a migraine!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four drum majors a hurtin', three movements to a show, two broken ankles, and a band director with a migraine!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, five golden drum heads! Four drum majors a hurtin', three movement to a show, two broken ankles, and a band director with a migraine!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, six different 8 to 5's, five golden drum heads! Four drum majors a hurtin', three movements to a show, two broken ankles, and a band director with a migraine!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, seven silent clarinets, six different 8 to 5's, five golden drum heads! Four drum majors a hurtin', three movements to a show, two broken ankles, and a band director with a migraine!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eight piccolos outta tune, seven silent clarinets, six different 8 to 5s, five golden drum heads! Four drum majors a hurtin', three movements to a show, two broken ankles, and a band director with a migraine!
I think you get the rest, because I'm done typing!