Quick Teddy you need to protect yourself from that UGO- umidentified glowing object! They sell protection in most places and you would do well to use some. If not you may find yourself acting strange~smiling is the first sign that you have been infected. It gets worse!!! You will find your self spending more time out of the house (shudder), finding things to do that really don't need doing such as; walking, planting flowers, skipping merrily through a park etc. It is awful!
Get the protective ointment and slather it all over yourself then cover your body completely in heavy dark clothes being sure not to forget the head and extremities. Next find a dark corner of your house and stay there. A book, television or computer can aid you in remaining in doors. If you follow this advice you'll be safe....
Glad I could help!!!!